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REPTILE BOY (2x05)
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A review by Mikelangelo "MikeJer" Marinaro,
October 21, 2005

Writer: David Greenwalt
Director: David Greenwalt

*Warning: This review may contain spoilers from anywhere in the entire show.

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I have a lot of mixed feelings over this episode. The main plot involving the frat boys is extremely dumb and boring, but everything else is pretty relevant and interesting. For each really dumb moment there seems to be a great moment to make up for it. For example, the scene where the moronic frat boys are dressing Xander up is made up for by the fabulous piece of character development from Willow when she bursts out in anger at Giles and Angel. It's basically a roller coaster continuously switching between great and terrible.

I suppose I'll begin with what went right. The first scene is a great moment for Willow, Xander, and Buffy. It's so fun and cute to see the three of them all snuggled up together trying to understand what the heck is going on in this foreign music video they are watching. Another interesting topic brought up early is Buffy's reaction to killing vampires changing as a result of having "fuzzy feelings" for one. It's a shame that there's no follow up and direct conversation about this issue after it is mentioned here. Anyway, this scene ends with Buffy putting on her pout face in the hopes of making Giles soften up his stance on her social life, which is also quite cute.

This brings me to the great scene in the graveyard where Angel tries to shut down Buffy's social advances (second quote below). Angel basically 'warns' Buffy that this relationship is going to be extremely unusual and will undoubtedly get out of control. Buffy thinks she knows what she's getting into, but she really doesn't. Willow is the one, in a great scene later on, who convinces Angel to loosen up a bit, but in retrospect I'm not so sure this was a good idea. Angel seems to be the only one aware that his relationship with Buffy can only end in sorrow, but his attraction to Buffy and the pushing from her friends convince him to move forward with the relationship.

Another great scene later on is when Willow has an unrestrained outburst on Giles and Angel about their attitude towards Buffy. Willow lays it on them saying, "you never let her do anything except work and patrol" to Giles and "you don't have time for a cup of coffee!?" to Angel, among other things. This is another step in Willow's development as a more confident and strong individual.

Unfortunately, the main plot is the root problem of this episode. Even from the early scene where the girl tries to run away from the frat boys in robes you can tell this isn't going to be a remotely interesting plot. The early suspicions are quickly proven true when we discover that those frat boys worship a some kind of reptile demon. I don't know why writers think a plot like this can ever surpass mediocrity. It doesn't matter how well written an episode with a plot like this is, the idea is just too bad for it to work.

Anyway, all the strict lectures from Giles along with Angel pushing away her advances are contributing factors in persuading Buffy to accompany Cordelia to this college frat party she knows she won't have a good time at, even though she claims otherwise. This leads to some good acting by SMG when she repeatedly nearly downs an alcoholic drink, then finally does. We soon find out that she was predictably drugged, but instead of being raped she's taken down to the basement to be fed as a sacrifice to the reptile demon. She of course breaks free (though she should have put in an effort to break free sooner) which leads to a boring action climax where the group comes in to help and Buffy stabs the demon's tail. Yawn.

So there's a lot of really good character development and dialog mixed in with a really bad plot and a boring final action sequence. I must say, though, that the character stuff tends to outweigh bad plots. So while this isn't a great episode, there is a lot of good stuff in here to make it a decent one.



- Minor Pros/Cons (+/-)
Pros:
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The abrupt training session, leaving Giles embarassed again.
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Willow's question about how Angel shaves.
  
Cons:
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Xander being made up to look ridiculous just doesn't hit me as humorous in the slightest.
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Lots of slow scenes that seem uneccessary and drag on.
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The metaphor "alcohol is bad" happens to be way too thin.


- Quotes
GILES:  
Just because the paranormal is more normal and less... para of late is no excuse for tardiness or letting your guard down.

BUFFY:  
I-I was... just thinking, wouldn't it be funny some time to see each other when it wasn't a blood thing. Not funny ha, ha.
ANGEL:  
What are you sayin', you wanna have a date?
BUFFY:  
No.
ANGEL:  
You don't wanna have a date?
BUFFY:  
Who said 'date'? I-I-I never said 'date'.
ANGEL:  
Right. You just wanna have coffee or somethin'.
BUFFY:  
(hopefully) Coffee?
ANGEL:  
I knew this was gonna happen.
BUFFY:  
What? What do you think is happening?
ANGEL:  
You're sixteen years old. I'm two hundred and forty-one.
BUFFY:  
I've done the math.
ANGEL:  
You don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you want...
BUFFY:  
Oh. No, I, I think I do. I want out of this conversation.
ANGEL:  
Listen, if we date you and I both know one thing's gonna lead to another.
BUFFY:  
One thing already has led to another. You think it's a little late to be reading me a warning label?
ANGEL:  
I'm just tryin' to protect you. This could get outta control.
BUFFY:  
Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
ANGEL:  
This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.
BUFFY:  
No. When you kiss me I wanna die.

XANDER:  
I gotta keep an eye on Buffy. Those frat guys creep me.
WILLOW:  
You wanna protect her?
XANDER:  
Mm-hm.
WILLOW:  
And prove that you're just as good as those rich, snotty guys?
XANDER:  
Mm-hm.
WILLOW:  
Maybe catch an orgy?
XANDER:  
If it's on early.


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65/100 C
Noticeably flawed. The main plot is likely poor and/or hokey, but some chunks of character development and relevance make it worth watching.


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- Comments (23)

1.Ângelo GouveiaDec 17, 2006 (Sun)Link
Well i tend to agree that the execution of the episode wasnt perfect but the underliyng message is quite interesting. As you mentioned the frat boys could HAVE raped buffy, but instead they take her to a creature in form of a serpent wish ressembles (a little bit...) a penis. And the dialog of the frat boys all lead to that conclusion. My point is that while I do agree that the overall is not quite well done, the ideia is still there.

2.NinaJun 21, 2007 (Thu)Link
what really makes this episode is probably Will shes just soooo confident when she tells angel and giles off. and the quotes inbween buffy and angel "when you kiss me i wanna die" THATS JUST whoaaaaa! i felt that!

-great episode!
Nina

3.buffyholicOct 10, 2007 (Wed)Link
This is a very enjoyable episode. Not the best of the series, of course but very funny due to the character interaction and dialogue. But what I like most about this episode is Cordelia. God, everytime I watch her the more I like her. She is very funny and her interaction with the Scoobies is also cool.
One more thing, I find it funny when Cordelia tells Buffy that spandex is one of her trademarks and in the next episode Xander says that he prefers his women in spandex. I like to think of it as a subtle foreshadowing of their future.

4.AndrewJan 6, 2008 (Sun)Link
I agree with you that the basic plotline is cool, buy the particular thing-that-happens-at-the-frat-party (i.e. the Reptile Monster) is a bit lame. Not the lamest we've ever seen, mind you; at least it beats Giant Praying Mantis Woman.
Willow's telling off of Giles and Angel is easily the high moment of the episode.
I actually thought the final action sequence was pretty good. I particularly like the frantic way Willow tries to tell the others that Buffy is in trouble in the basement while Xander is distracted beating up the frat boy. My only real complaint with it is that Xander, Angel, Willow and Giles did precisely nothing relevant in the end, since Buffy managed to break the chains on her arms herself and kill the reptile demon. OK, I guess they distracted the other cultists/frat boys, but one can't help feeling that their presence was superfluous.

5.TonyApr 20, 2008 (Sun)Link
I actually really liked this episode. Cordelia can make an episode just by her presence.

6.TBTFNov 22, 2008 (Sat)Link
I'm going to allude to Keith Topping and ask, was this supposed to be Buffy's first time drinking? Because, if so, she must've gone to some lame parties in LA (between s1&2)... Can anyone answer this?

7.EmilyFeb 15, 2009 (Sun)Link
I thought it was really sweet how Angel changed into his game face when he realized how much danger Buffy was in.

I cringe every time I watch the end of this episode, when Buffy says, "Let her go, wormy!" WHO thought up that terrible line?

And, as I've been saying since the beginning of this season, I really like how Buffy and Angel's relationship progresses. "Angel seems to be the only one aware that his relationship with Buffy can only end in sorrow, but his attraction to Buffy and the pushing from her friends convince him to move forward with the relationship." I think that even without the pushing from Willow, Angel would've taken the final step. He's been in love with her since he saw her in LA, and I don't think it was Willow who necessarily pushed him into it. He loves her- that's the beginning and end of it.

8.Blue FanJul 9, 2009 (Thu)Link
I agree with the first comment made here.
The main storyline was weak, but it is possible to think the events in the frat party as a metaphor of how risky could be some parties for naive girls (in the sexual aspects).
The fact that Buffy was drugged and lead to a serpent demon (a falic symbol) could mean that girls should be careful when attending to parties.

9.MushJul 30, 2009 (Thu)Link
Willow asking Angel how he shaves is so adorably cute - I find myself rewinding that bit over and over again. It's such a 'Willow' moment.

10.LucyAug 6, 2009 (Thu)Link
This is probably going to be controversial, but I HATED that "when you kiss me I wanna die" line. No she doesn't! She's all giddy and smitten about being around Angel. She doesn't know about his curse yet and it always strikes me as something the writers wanted her to say, not something that Buffy would actually say herself (if that makes any sense whatsoever)

11.LeeluAug 6, 2009 (Thu)Link
@Lucy: I was always under the impression that she said it spitefully to hurt him. But it's been so long since I've seen that episode that I can't remember the scene in which she says it to back up my opinion. 8S

12.IanAug 28, 2009 (Fri)Link
@TBTF: It seems for whatever reason that Buffy really doesn't drink. Look at season 6 when she goes drinking with Spike. It is very clear from her reactions that it is not something she is used to.

13.SunburnSep 16, 2009 (Wed)Link
The Xander being made up scene was meant to be humorous? Gees, some people are strange. Bullying and sadistic, public humiliation make me feel uncomfortable, not amused. Mike, you come across as a humane and kind person and I was glad to read that you disliked the scene too.

@ Blue Fan

"The fact that Buffy was drugged and lead to a serpent demon (a falic symbol) could mean that girls should be careful when attending to parties."

I KNOW you meant to say "boys shouldn't drug and rape girls at parties" there. Because the idea that this is somehow inevitable behaviour, that boys simply will be boys does absolutely no-one any favours; not women, and certainly not the men who aren't animals (whom I would like to think are the majority). Expecting girls to take responsibility for not getting raped is more than a little bit medieval.

14.EmilyNov 26, 2009 (Thu) @ 8:45pmLink
There's a little bit of foreshadowing in this ep that I never noticed before. When Buffy tells Willow and Xander that she's going to the party with Cordelia and not Angel, Willow says, "Cordelia?.....Did I sound a little jealous just then? 'Cause I'm not really..."

If you truly pay attention, it can amaze you how much foreshadowing Joss and the other writers stuck in about Willow being a lesbian.

15.Blue FanNov 28, 2009 (Sat) @ 7:48amLink
Sunburn

I know what you meant, and I'm really sorry if what I said sounded extremely conservative.
I wasn't saying that girls should 'be responsible' for not getting raped, just that those kind fo parties COULD BE dangerous for them. I completely agree with you that the morally questionable behaviour here is the boys' one, but I think that the episode was focus on the warning message for girls.

In any case, I apologise for my weak Engligh

16.IzzyJan 29, 2010 (Fri) @ 11:38pmLink
In this episode when Angel and Buffy are talking and they say these lines,
ANGEL:
This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.
BUFFY:
No. When you kiss me I wanna die.
I fell that they are saying something more. Angel might be saying that he loves so much that he is tempted into turning her to with her but, knows better. Buffy is also maybe saying the same thing. They both love each other and the temptation is is there but the both know it is the wrong thing to do. I don't know is this just a stupid idea thing to think?

17.Smallprint84Mar 7, 2010 (Sun) @ 7:37pmLink
I noticed also another bit of foreshadowing: Guys in brown ropes chasing a girl, this also happens in S7. But then they are Bringers chasing and killing potential slayers.

18.MaxApr 9, 2010 (Fri) @ 8:55amLink
@ Smallprint84. I think that's just more a case of cliche rather than foreshadowing.

19.ShinyMay 22, 2010 (Sat) @ 11:06amLink
ANGEL: This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.
BUFFY: No. When you kiss me I wanna die.

I'm with Lucy; that dialogue is hideous. It's a line of fairly nonsensical purple prose played against Serious, Swelling Music, jarring in its placement of pretty good scripting. For one thing, Angel's line is long and pretty freaking random -- a glaringly obvious set-up for Buffy's response. 'This isn't some fairy tale' is great, it applies to the situation brilliantly and while it's a little purple, it does sound like something Angel would say. Then the long deep-sleep happy-ending rubbish comes out and obliterates the good start, the bulky sentence reeled out purely for Buffy to be melodramatic at.

And what on earth is she talking about, pray tell? There have already been a couple of theories put forth in the comments, but none of them really work. She wants to be a vampire and live with him forever? Buffy knows that she'd be dead and gone, and some demon would be walking around wearing her body. She's had nightmares about becoming a vampire; it's seriously unlikely that she has any desire to become one.

She wants to actually die? The death wish doesn't turn up until the fifth season, and it's not terribly romantic to have a love story wherein every kiss makes one half of the couple suicidal. If the line -were- to be taken literally, that's a really horrific statement that would require introspective character development, rather than a tossed-out line in one episode.

She's trying to insult him? Given what they were talking about just a line before, that's both weird, un-Buffylike, and seriously weak. It's a dramatic conversation about how she wants to be with him and he's all No, It's For Your Own Good... and as we see in the third season, when Buffy is rejected by Angel For Her Own Good, she can make some damn good insults in response.

That leaves the poetic, prose-so-purple-it's-fluorescent interpretation. I'm strongly reminded of a line by Sappho (wow, spot my orientation) -- translated poorly but prettily by Xena: Warrior Princess' writing staff as "For I am dying of such love." It's beautiful particularly because the character is reading out the poem, not randomly throwing said line into a conversation (and if X:WP's dialogue beats BtVS' in any area, something's gone terribly wrong). It's also meant as a positive metaphor to outline the depth of emotion, the extremity of feeling that can only be compared to the most extreme experience life can hold. Not thrown out as a riposte to an argument against dating.

...I do realise I've rambled on about this for paragraphs now, but for me, this is literally the worst exchange in Buffyverse history. I always cringe and get irrationally irritated when I hear it, and usually try to skip it on the DVD, because it totally ruins the moment and several minutes afterward, far more than the lousy reptile. As Lucy said, it's just not something Buffy would say, even if that's solely due to the context in which it's said. It's a ridiculous sentence that the writers thought was romantic and neat, and decided to have her say.

It just grates on my soul, for some reason...

20.NixMay 31, 2010 (Mon) @ 3:29pmLink
'It's also meant as a positive metaphor to outline the depth of emotion', well, when Shakespeare uses the same metaphor it's, well, I suppose it is depth of emotion he's talking about, but in a very specific context. Orgasm has been known as 'the little death' for a very very long time. ('The little epileptic fit' being too unromantic, though more truthful.)

21.ElbieJun 6, 2010 (Sun) @ 5:18pmLink
Favorite episode moment (toward the end @ the Bronze):

Xander: Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak? (Angel walks in) Hey man, how you doing?
Angel: Buffy.
Buffy: Angel.
Xander: Xander.

22.yippers6Jul 15, 2010 (Thu) @ 10:28amLink
i love how willows just telling giles and angel off and then she looks in the mirror and starts talking about angel's hair. What i don't get is why are all the frat houses and boys haunted or just plain weird? Any one have an answer?

23.nathan.taurusJul 23, 2010 (Fri) @ 7:07pmLink
Why couldn't Buffy and Willow have gone to Crestwood College? It would have made a hell of a lot more sense. Not everything within town limits has to have the 'Sunnydale' name as part of it.

I did like that the nice frat boy was the leader of the worshippers. Also, the fraternity are possibly the worst human killers throughout the entire series as it had happened for at least 50 years.

Funny (Queen C's driving) yet should have been better.


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